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Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude | 
 enlarge | From: Sierra
Category: Video Games
List Price: $19.99
Buy Used: $7.95
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Rating:  19 reviews
Sales Rank: 5426
Platform: Playstation2
Genre: role_playing_games
ESRB: Mature
Media: Video Game
Autographed: No
Memorabilia: No
Number Of Items: 1
Batteries Included: No
Age: 17 - 20 years
Shipping Weight (lbs): 2
Dimensions (in): 1 x 1 x 1
MPN: 72214
Model: P2VVD 020626722148
UPC: 020626722148
EAN: 0020626722148
ASIN: B00023B1SU
Release Date: October 5, 2004
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| Features:
| • | In this epic search for sex, you'll travel across aninteractive college campus, searching out women | | • | Use quick thinking and romance skills to talk your way into women's pants, earning prestige and respect along the way | | • | Keep a step ahead of the competition and earn that ultimate reality TV prize! |
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Product Description
Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude brings the raunchy humor series to a new console, for a new generation! Larry Laffer was the likeable loser whose funny sexual misadventures were best-sellers at the start of computer gaming. Larry's nephew is also named Larry, and he's in the same situation as his uncle: Every time he tries to meet a girl, things go badly. When a reality TV show comes to his campus, young Larry sets out to win the big prize by getting all the girls he can!
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| Customer Reviews: Read 14 more reviews...
 Funny... but not "ha-ha" funny. January 1, 2009
Severely undersexed and uneducated adolescents everywhere, rejoice! This is the game your parents' have unknowingly steered you toward ever since they turned the other way and said nothing when they caught you vigorously masturbating to the pictures you secretly took of your 5 year old cousin peeing on her barbies. There is finally an outlet for your severe social dysfunction(s) that (probably) won't necessitate a trip to the slammer - and this is it.
After the opening screen, I knew instantly that the only way I could possibly allow myself to play through this game without wanting to kill myself afterward was if I was utterly, mind-numbingly sloshed. So, I played a drinking game with my wife--which is what you might have someday if you get a girlfriend, kids--in which we took a shot of hard-A every time something happened on-screen that would've made even the most paltry intellectual disembowel himself in horror, and within about 30 seconds I was ready to continue. My wife , however, couldn't take it, and went to take a shower to try and scrub some of the inanity from her brain. She fell HARD and hit her head a few times along the way, (which I thought was due to the alcohol), but I later found out it was 110% intentional - which really makes sense; this game will turn your brain matter into fecal matter much more quickly and permanently than any concussion possibly could. My wife is a genius, and I love her - so I took the bullet for both of us.
In retrospect, alcohol just wasn't enough. Also, according to my wife: "Neither were the attempted concussions."
While the one-liners were cliche and uninventive at their VERY best, I DID greatly appreciate the unintentional comic value of the silhouette cast by the intellectual vacuum of this poor, poor excuse for a game - do I really need to explain what that shape was? (Wait... I forgot my audience for a moment; of course I do). It was a plain, tiny, weepy PHALLUS, swelling only with the collective impotence of boys who learned their sexuality online or from S.I. pinups. With more than a "... Huh" than any kind of actual enjoyment of this sad experience, I promptly returned the game for a full refund.
As long as some human beings have nothing better to do with their genitals than fondle them mournfully in the company of only themselves, media like this, and other sorry individuals like them, I will rest easy knowing that games such as these will hopefully take up enough of their time that they never get the chance to reproduce--THANK GOD!
Whether you're a tweaker, inbred, addicted to porn, had a lobotomy straight out of the womb, or are simply lacking a personality, this game is for you. PLEASE buy it and play it over, and over, and over - so the rest of the world doesn't have to interact with you, and so we might thus have a fighting chance at keeping the gene pool free of your kind.
Anyone else--particularly those who use their minds... ever--will find this a waste of time. In fact, it was such a waste of my time that I can only justify it to myself by doing what I'm doing now: writing a concise and brutally accurate review, in the hopes that it might save some others of you from post-play nightmares about impaling yourself on thousands of sharpened pencils for weeks, and weeks, and weeks, and weeks, and weeks...
Plain Boring December 14, 2008
This Game Was Not Fun At All. You're Just Doing The Stuff Any Ordinary College Person Does. Play Strip, Poker, Black Jack, And All Those Other Adult Stuff. This Game Is Only Fun To People With No Life.
The most stupidist game ive evered played June 20, 2008
2 out of 5 found this review helpful
This game was not fun at all, if you like college strip tease and stuff then this is for you. All you do is walk around their's women and college student's you play strip and other stupid game's. This game was just dumb, this is what any other college student dose so this game was a waste of time.
 Larry March 18, 2008
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
This is a good game for adults only. The material is in no shape intended for kids!
 Peverted yet amusing February 14, 2008
0 out of 1 found this review helpful
It's been a while since I played LSL but when I did play it, it did a hell of a job of keeping me amused. Allow me to point out right now that I'm a STRAIGHT girl, however this game is based off of several different mini-games in order to complete the "mission" at hand. It is perverted, stereotypical, and as a girl I should be offended by some of the things in here. But if you can loosen up and just laugh at the stupid crap like the psycho band chick then its an overall amusing game.
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